– Without DNA evidence — – Guys! Brace yourselves. Touchy Tim from upper management will be joining us today. – Not Touchy Tim. He’s a piece of shit and he’s all touchy-feely on me. – Oh hey guys. It’s me, Touchy Tim – Hi Tim. – Hey Broden. Good to see you. – [Broden] Touchy Tim! Hello. – Lovely to see you. Mark, always a pleasure and ah — – Fucken Touchy Tim! Aww, not again. ♫ Touchy touchy touchy Tim. ♫ ♫ Touchy Tim, Touchy Tim. – (Imitates aeroplane) — Oh yes. – Excuse me, Broden. Could you please pass the Bordeaux? – Hello? No, I can’t talk now. I’m just about to try these new blue M&Ms. It’s impossible! – Tried everything. – Never mind. I’ll do it myself. ♫ He’s got long armies. ♫ ♫ And he’s getting M&Ms. ♫ ♫ massage ladies ♫ – Yeah, right. It’s interesting how planes work, isn’t it? It’s interesting. Oh, jeeze Louise! – A tea towel won’t help, Touchy Tim!
– [Touchy TIm] I’m so sorry. Let me help! – Stop it! – [Touchy Tim] Oh my goodness! – You bloody d– – [Touchy Tim] Oh, let me just get that for you. – Don’t put your other hand in, Tou — – [Touchy Tim] There we go. Let me help. I’ve got it mate. – Oh jeeze Louise, he’s done it again. (Mumbly Touchy Tim music) – Did somebody say long arms? Hmm. I thinks I might have an idea. Allow me. (chuckles) Argh! Aargh! Okay, All right. Ok. All right. Oh. Nah. Fuck. Sorry. I got this. Fuck it! Fuck it! Sorry. (Touch Tim music) (Whispering) Mark. Mark! I’m fingering someone. – Hi-five mate. Hey. (Touchy Tim music) ♫ Touchy Tim, Touchy Touchy Touchy Tim. ♫ (giggles) – Ooh! Oooh. Oh. Aaaaah. ♫ Touchy Tim. Doing karate chops ♫ ♫ picking lots of flowers ♫ ♫ Everybody clapping hands. Clapping hands. – Mmm, yummy cigarette. Ha ha ha ha. – Aww, Touchy Tim. You’re not touchy-feely at all. You just have really long arms! – Um, that’s right and ah How do you do? Ha ha ha ha ha? – I think it’s fair to say that you’ve touched all our hearts. Is there anything you haven’t touched? – Oh, well let me see I ah — ♫ I’ve touched roofs and umbrellas and kids ♫ I’ve touched — ♫ No, listen. It’s all about context. You’ve really gotta hear the whole song. – Looks like Touchy Tim has finally had his first taste of the long arm of the law. (laughs) (cries) – You know what I’d like a taste of? Those blue M&Ms. (Touchy Tim music) Aww, Touchy TIm! (Touchy Tim music) ♫ Touchy Touchy Touchy Tim ♫ ♫ Touchy Tim, Touchy Tim ♫ ♫ Touchy Touchy Touchy Tim ♫ ♫ I’ve touched rooves and umbrellas and kids ♫ ♫ I’ve touched lots of things that you can see. ♫ ♫ I’ve touched adults and friends and everyone. ♫ ♫ All of course accidentally. ♫ ♫ I’ve got big long arms.♫ ♫ Big long arms. ♫ ♫ I’m brushin’ and brushin’ and hittin’ and that. ♫ ♫ Big long arms. It can be quite hard ♫ ♫ Let me get rid of these proppy things
♫ ♫ ‘Cause i’m. I — ♫ (laughs) ♫ I’m. I’m Touchy Tim ♫ (laughs) ♫ I’m Touchy Tim. Hit it! ♫