[TZ] People on bicycles get no respect We’ve got no place to ride on the road here. [if] that wasn’t bad enough we’ve got United States government employees shouting profanities at us while trying to run us off the road. [horn honk from USPS truck] [USPS Employee] Dumb ass, muthafucker! [TZ] What the hell? Hey, no body’s perfect. No body’s perfect out here, we all make mistakes. But that, uh, gentleman was shouting while he passed me and as he cut me off We have a three foot rule, here in California. I did absolutely nothing wrong We’re gonna see who’s the dumb ass motherfucker. [Driver] You are a dumb ass motherfucker! Just lemme finish parkin’, you can stay your ass right there [TZ] We’re gonna see that…we’re gonna see.. [Driver] Imma bout ta kick his muthafuckin’ ass Right now. [TZ] You’re about kick my ass are you? You are about to kick my ass? Yeah, come out here please and kick my ass! [Driver] Lemme the fuck go, man! [TZ] Oh…let me go, your like you can’t get by him. [Driver] Dis dis…Dis dumb motherfucker is gonna pull in front of while I drive
[TZ] Did I pull in front of you? [Driver] Like he gat a mutherfuckin’ bike line [TZ] I recorded the whole thing, you dumbass! See the light? I recorded the whole thing! [Driver] I don’t care whatcha record, I don’t give a fuck about you or your bicyle! [TZ] You’re gonna learn….You’re gonna learn [Driver] Who gunna learn? [TZ] You’re gonna…you’re gonna learn [Driver] You wanna learn sumthin’?
[TZ] YEAH! [Driver] You wanna learn sumthin’?!!
[TZ] Teach me! [TZ] …but you’re holding him by his pinky? Teach me! [Driver] I’ll twist his mutherfucker up!
[TZ] Oh, come and do it, please! Come and do it! [TZ] Yeah, you’re so tough…too bad you’re not smart! [Driver] I WHAT?
[TZ] Too bad you’re not smart! [TZ] Oh, your pretty tough aren’t you? [TZ] Whatya gunna do? [TZ] You have a driver here… …who cut me off. [TZ] He cut me off, he called me a stupid motherfucker out the window… [Driver] Ah, yes I did! [Driver] Wanna know what he did? Wanna know what he did?
[Plaid shirt guy] What? [Driver] He gonna pull on the side for me, and then ride in front of me while I’m drivin’. [TZ] No…
[Driver] I should have knocked you the fuck out. [TZ] Yeah, you should have genius! [Driver] …is what should have dun…
[TZ] You’re definitely right… [PSG] Okay, I’m gunna halfta have ya go ahead, and uh…
[TZ] ..I’m calling 911 and I’m waiting [Red Headed Aunt Jemima] Fo what? You can go outside..
[PSG] Call ’em! [indistinct speech] [Driver] Dafuq you think you are? [TZ] Tom Zebra… [TZ] Tom Zebra, bitch, that’s who I am! [RHAJ] Who you calling bitch??!! [TZ] Now you’re act tough again? [TZ] Oh, everyone’s holding you back…
[RHAJ] Get outta here!! I’m not interested in begging for your guy’s help.. [Song: “That’s a Lie” by LL Cool J]
♪That’s a lie
You know what my records is about, man
You know how much money we get, man, come on… You’re a liar..♪ [TZ] I don’t believe you on anything… [Police Sergeant Joel Romero] …so here’s where we are… DING!