Modern Educayshun

Modern Educayshun

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Welcome. Ignore that. It will end. Now, our first question 1 + 1 Yes Two Incorrect Yes? Multiculturalism. Well done, Simon. Next question What is 3 x 3? Yes? 9? Wrong! Yes, Penelope. Gender equality? Very good, Penelope. Is this a joke? You think gender equality is a joke? No, but isn’t this a math class? Don’t be so racist! I just asked a question! We don’t ask questions! Questions are offensive! Yeah! Now students, I trust you have all completed your research assignments. And remember the person with the highest mark will be flying to New York to present their paper at the World Mathematic Summit. Well done, Penelope. 6/10. You too, Simon. 6/10. Hey! Be careful! You’ve been staring at her for ten seconds! What? It is a form of harassment to stare at a woman for more than 15 seconds straight! And when I use the term straight, I don’t want to offend any persons of a non-traditional sexual preference. And when I use the term “non-traditional”, I don’t mean to offend any persons who oppose… historically normalized… OK, I get it! Unfortunately, Sunshine, your research assignment is only worth a 1/10. I’ve used Fourier transform in mathematical methods in electronics to analyze the electro-diagrams of at risk patients and calculate their risk of experiencing a heart attack. I mean, it’s a new method but it could potentially save thousands of lives. 7. You barely even read it. You used red pen. What? Red is considered offensive in many religions. Why would you belittle everything down to a singular color… …when humanity is a rainbow of beauty and spirituality? Yeah! OK, fine, 7/10! But that still means I get to go to the summit, right? The marking process isn’t over yet. Now, because we live in a society based on equality The total amount of marks ought to be divided equally among our students. You’ve got to be kidding me! Well done, students, we’re all equal We’re all average! Yay! But then who gets to go to the summit? We haven’t added our privilege points yet! Don’t you know anything? That is correct. Now, Penelope, you are female, so that’s +1 privilege point. However you are white, so that’s -1. I’m also bisexual. +1, that leaves you with a total score of 6/10. Simon, unfortunately you’re straight, white and male and cis-gender… Yes, so that’s -4 privilege points, which leaves you with a total score of 1. It’s only fair. Now, you. You’re male and I don’t like you, so that’s -2 privilege points But you are brown and sexually ambiguous. So that’s +2. That leaves you with a total score of 5. Wait, why am I sexually ambiguous? And finally Sunshine! Hum… I’m gay, I’m trans, I’m asian I’m overweight, I’m lower class, I’m unintelligent, unattractive I’ve got hairs on my nipples And I also got body odor. And I can’t really run properly or tie my shoelaces by myself. And I once watched a pigeon die. Wonderful, Sunshine. That’s 13 privilege points! That leaves you with a total score of 18/10! Well done, Sunshine, you’re going to New York! Hurray Sunshine! We knew you could do it! Let me see this! They’ve just written “Equality” and drawn love hearts on a piece of paper! He expressed himself and it’s beautiful! He didn’t even spell “Equality” correctly! We don’t discriminate! This has nothing to do with mathematics! You think you’re so great with your maths and your science and your facts? What about feelings, huh? Yeah, feelings are more important than facts! Yeah! This is wrong! You’re all crazy! Stop violating me with your different opinion! I have the right to speak my mind! No, we have the right not to be offended! And that’s more important! And if you don’t stop verbally assaulting us, we will be forced to attack you in self-defense! You can’t do that. Actually, we have every right to do so. And it’s illegal for you to fight back. Yeah! This is insane. Prepare to die, and know that social justice won. Death! Sunshine! Welcome! Ignore that, it will end.


  1. Hey i mean.. at least Australia has a conservative non-liberal-sjw-snowflake-factignoring-irrational-politician… i mean they won for the better…

  2. ok I gotta admit, this bitch's acting is soo good that it made me want to break my fucking monitor screen xDD boooy I would fucking slap SHIT out of her if she was acting like that in real life xDD

  3. Everyone should download this video and save it and the safe place. Because it will be banned in the future. Trust me.

  4. It's important to remember that this is one view. This video shows the extreme case of liberals, but if it were to be flipped to show the extreme case of Conservatives, there would also be similarities to today's society and school system. While I do agree that this version of the school system is awful, it is not the reality. Many schools are teaching a more liberal biased, but they are also teaching more truth with history, science, astronomy, and literature. We need to develop a society that can coexist with both liberal and conservative views, in order to create a better nation for the next generation.

  5. I'm surprised it got 34k dislikes. if only 34k people got offended out of 14 mill who watched, there is still hope for this world

  6. The person who made this has the thinnest skin out of anybody I’ve ever met. Imagine being such a cowardly little baby snowflake that you crumble immediately and react like you’re being personally attacked and harassed when schools start respecting identities you don’t like. Welcome to the real world idiot. Facts don’t care about your feelings, you say? They definitely don’t care that you’re so miserable and scared of change. You baby. You pissant.

  7. Let’s see my “privilege points”
    I can tell facts, I don’t use being trans or pan to say I have a worse time than cis or straight peeps, I’m white I’m a guy because guys have so much privilege, and I still laughed at this video because it is sadly true

  8. Wow…this is not even close…you really think this shit happens?

  9. 2019 my first time seeing this and I now understand why veterans are like please send me back to war. On the real this shit is horrific,partly cause it’s going in this direction where everyone is so fixated on equality that they can’t see people being unique being a good thing.

  10. This what the Democrats want. They think we should all be open and equal. But in reality no, we're not. We're all different and that's not a bad things. There's no such thing as Transgender, facts do not care about you're feelings. Wake up and #VoteRed

  11. A bit exaggerated. Neither the SWJs views either this video will help to stop the dividing conflicts in our societies. We have to accept that there are different groups of people in our society and we have to live with eachother.

  12. This was made 4 years ago, and it was made to be satirical. As much as I hate to say it, this is how a large portion of society is. It's horrifically accurate.

  13. The teacher literally assumed the guy's gender saying he's- oh wait, sorry, didnt mean to offend anyone. I meant "they". The teacher said they're sexually ambiguos. ;-;

  14. "Humanity is a raindbow"

    Wearing all black.

    Someone's gonna say that's all the colors put into one, I think.

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